got this off mingzheng's blog. its cool. cheuk it.
list of things that made me laugh till i tear:
(
please note that the below listed are in random order)
1) berbie kena caught for acting gay in public.
2) stripping cheuk yu (see captured! for more information).
3) the days when we had a major herv-jagging session in front of herv.
4) legend david wearing M-sized pe tee-shirt that made him look damn gay.
5) vishnu being bench-pressed by sunil, again.
6) the time when even mingzheng panicked. (haha andrew tsk tsk)
7) someone mistaking abdominals for biceps. (hrmmmmm....)
8) shaolin soccer. all of stephen chow's shows. (diu lei)
9) david backfiring, again and again and again.
10)jay and silent bob strikes back. (highly rated retarded shit!!!)
11)cut and pasted herv-photos done by melon and keshminder pal singh (real names omitted to protect their interests)
12)NON-lame sessions with andrew
13)retarded sessions with mingzheng
14)gay and sex talk sessions with abel and co.
15)jagging session OF roger poon cheuk yu with class
16)food session with kaiting (he is otherwise known as the mysterious AVEN, pronounced as AR-VAN)
17)melon sitting on the bench hard, ending up that the bench seat broke.(this happened twice)
18)poon cheuk yu and his motherlandS
19)cheuk's REEAAL blog
20)MAD-TV making fun of arnold schwarzenegger.
these are all the fond, amusing memories i could gather for the year 2003. anticipating the new year to come with tons of homework, stress and what not. reminisce. reminisce.
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2:32 AM
Friday, December 26, 2003
i lub chu~! (courtesy of mr. abel yeo)
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10:17 PM
Last Nite - The Strokes
Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, I feel so down.
Oh it turns me off,
When I feel left out"
So I, I turned 'round:
"Oh, baby, don't care no more
I know this for sure,
I'm walkin' out that door"
Well, I've been in town for just about fifteen minutes now
And Baby, I feel so down
And I don't know why
I keep walkin' for miles
See, people they don't understand
No, girlfriends, they can't understand
Your Grandsons, they won't understand
On top of this, I ain't ever gonna understand...
Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, don't feel so down.
Oh, it turns me off,
When I feel left out"
So I, I turn 'round:
"Oh, baby, gonna be alright"
It was a great big lie
'Cause I left that night, yeah
Oh, people they don't understand
No, girlfriends, they won't understand
In spaceships, they won't understand
And me, I ain't ever gonna understand...
Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, I feel so down.
See, it turns me off,
When I feel left out"
So I, I turn 'round:
"Oh, little girl, I don't care no more.
I know this for sure,
I'm walking out that door," yeah
Listening to...
The Strokes - Last Nite
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1:24 PM
Thursday, December 25, 2003
yesterday spent the christmas eve with friends to watch infernal affairs III (not bad a show i presume), later on to attend some church play and then finally go to mouth's house to "celebrate" by playing winning-eleven all the time. even in mouth's house we were listening to techno (all thanks to abel) and talking non-stop cock. spent most of the day in borders and kinokuniya trying to look for this art that has optical illusion. pretty cool shit, but the craze for that has died out. thus even in the likes of kinokuniya, we failed to find any such related books. pity.
christmas is a day of gift exchange, people rejoice at the exorbitant gifts they receive. think again. gift exchange make it meaningless as that most likely meant that you bought a gift for yourself. the joy in receiving is marred by the
joy of spending. you have to spend. its christmas.
they told you that. assuming that the date is correct and all that symbolises christmas is by default
original, what is the purpose of going all holy on this one day of festival, when the other 364 days you forget the bible morales and just simply sin. celebration of christmas would seem to be void as well as there had been reports against the
authenticity of the date of christmas itself. well, to all those non-believers having a bloody great time of christmas celebrating and partying, kudos to all.
last but not least, merry christmas to all MOFOS out there! kiDDaZ! -__-
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5:57 PM
new year is coming. and so is my blabbering. new year dream list.
dont think im gonna get them at all. but no harm listing.
1) Emporio Armani Specs that i thought was rather cool
2) Cologne (maybe davidoff echo)
3) new pair of levi's jeans
4) nice, good polo tee-shirts
5) Sony Ericsson T610
6) a pair of limited edition Nike shoe from a concept shop
and the list goes on and on and on and on....... pointless blabbering im making.
realised that ive grown a certain infatuation for the strokes. they make really good songs and they have a point to prove. their mtv's are cool. most of which involved the frontman singing in a damn sian diao face (-___-). they do what they want and what they like, and they earn bloody big bucks. envy envy.
Listening to...
The Strokes - Last Nite
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7:20 AM
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
hi guys. i am labelled BAD GUY by some girl. guys please stay away from me because i am a BAD INFLUENCE. wtf.
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11:34 AM
Tuesday, December 23, 2003
death. near death experiences. flirting with it. put yourself near it. and escape. and live.
yes. shit scared. be fucking scared. you had brushed off from death, you will remember it, live to remember it. you will recollect, and you will think of it. you will remember how you were supposed to lose your life, and yet stand firm on your own two feet. you will treasure life and deem yourself worthy of life's new challenges. you will be brave, because you have nothing to lose. breakfast will never taste as sweet and warming. perspectives will change. preferences will change. your life will change.
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1:47 PM
Enchanted by the power
Licked by the grace
One beautiful black flower
The end of the human race
Interested in what I see
Try that Rorcharch test on me
Have you seen the beauty of the
Enticing beast
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1:08 PM
Monday, December 22, 2003
travelled all the way to EAST COAST to dev ananth durai's grand manzion. played 2-on-2 soccer at his royal field. haha was damn crappy but it was quite fun. as expected, playing a while of soccer took its toll on me and i was sweating like mad. slacked like mad in his house before heading to the park for yet another game of soccer with the peeps living around there. it was not bad as well. most of the peeps there around our age. only that some of the kids' height are like up to my waist- level. but shit are they good. damn bloody fast i swear. singapore goal 2010 may have some bleak hope. after that went back to dev ananth durai's place to slack awhile more, had some
chivas imperial and left home-bound.
chanced upon the fastest guitar piece ive EVER heard. 6 stars out of 5. masterpiece.
will kowtow to anyone who can reproduce that lead guitar feat in the song.
Listening to...
Sonata Arctica - Wolf And Raven
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11:11 PM
Sunday, December 21, 2003
went out to watch lord of the rings with daryl. its not bad a movie i suppose, 'cept for the last few rathergay scenes sported. main highlight of the show : legolas mounting a bloody huge elephant, shooting off the enemies, dodged enemies, aimed a shot at the brains of the elephant. elephant died, and legolas surfed off the snout with style. kiddaZ to that man!
left ear is hurting abit. it feels like its been blocked. as if some leftover water stuck in my ear. its been blocked for quite a while( the whole of today ) and its starting to hurt. its irritating when all the life seems to originate from the right side.
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9:31 PM
Wind
The Force of Nature Quiz brought to you by Quizilla
i got wind as well. from another quiz earlier on. oh well...
Congratulations! You're Legolas!
Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you? brought to you by Quizilla
hahahahaahaha! now thats some new shit for me. alright.
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11:36 AM
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh.
do what you want. no mortal can fight death. it comes naturally to us all, as naturally as dawn of the morning and dusk of the evening. healthy as you are, there is no stopping death. my uncle was fit as a bull. and alas one day he just collapsed. heart failure. his diet consisted of healthy low-cholestrol food only. he exercised regularly and he of all people should deserve heart failure. what about accidents? it seems human life is somewhat fragile, unable to withstand the least of impact. but we have to face it. the cold hard truth. the question is. at the end of our lives.
what have we done.
what could we have done.
what is done.
Listening to...
The Strokes - Someday
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10:58 AM
today was so shit shagged. walking around town with berbie, ong-ong, and ooi-ooi aimlessly. budden was happy the day ended off with a high-note. the tension is over! haha... im so happy! yay! -_____- okay i sounded damn gay. oh well. gonna turn in. chow.
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12:52 AM
Saturday, December 20, 2003
like flower petals we will blossom and we will bloom. and we will shatter and fade away. when the time comes. beautiful. yes. shortlived. yes as well. awfully short-spanned.
Listening to...
Dishwalla - Counting Blue Cars
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3:51 PM
dreams. weird yet realistic looking dreams. uncanny dreams.
18th dec 2003
dreamt that i went overseas with this so-and-so. enjoyed myself in that winter-orientated nation. wanted to come back to take some stuff. encountered lots of obstacles that prevented me from doing that. came back realising i lost everything. family. possessions. everything.
19th dec 2003
looked like a continous dream from 18th's. anyway started off stuck in a jungle. i have no idea where i started from. got out with much trouble. reached civilisation. came home realised i lost all my friends.
theme for these two dreams. i lost everything. bizarre dreams. i felt damn shit weird after waking up. whatever it is, i didnt feel good at all. maybe these two mean a thing or two. things that subconsciously i know of, but consciously im not really aware, or rather forced myself to be oblivious to. really confused.
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12:34 AM
Friday, December 19, 2003
Closure - Chevelle
Breathe, trust, bless me and release,
Climb, hard or never be seen.
Closed off, rescue to breathe.
Just bless me.
Two sided time,
Your rebirth can't hurt,
Branch out behind, the pain.
Closure has come to me myself,
You will never belong to me.
Closure has come to me myself,
You will never belong to me.
Had to turn, lay down,
Your sting of disease.
Phase you out, should've seen this coming.
Go on confusing the soul,
Hold my breath 'til you rupture.
Three days aside,
Your rebirth can't hurt,
Branch out behind, pride.
Closure has come to me myself,
You will never belong to me.
Closure has come to me myself,
You will never belong to me.
Like a leach,
I hold on as if we belonged,
To some precious pure dream.
Cast off, you've seen what's beneath,
Now fail me.
Forget closure,
Forget closure,
Forget closure,
Forget closure.
Closure has come to me myself,
You will never belong to me.
Closure has come to me myself,
You will never belong to me.
So breathe.
fucking awesome song. got it off shu's blog.
Listening to...
Chevelle - Closure
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10:14 PM
i have gotta do some MAJOR revamp. some things ought to be
re-prioritised.
i render myself sick and tired. you may take it literally or not. whatever. doesnt matter much.
the usual suspects were here at
4:05 PM
i am jack's heated mindset.
today woke up not the best of my days. firstly i was down with the damned flu, and i was blasted at first thing in the morning by my parents, for no valid reason at all. and therefore i was grounded. what a way to start my morning. and then when i was wishing for a tint of understanding. i get fucked up in my fucking backside even more. i guess im the one to be fucking blamed for all the fucking chain of fucked up shit that occurred to me. no trust was involved. me being sick was viewed sceptically as well.
fucked up me huh fucked up me. bLeah.
Listening to...
Pennywise - Stand By Me
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3:25 PM
yesterday went out with my 'ol cj pals. rather fun time of playing billiard and all. had a rather heartfelt chat with chang. he highlighted certain main aspects worthy of mention. he mentioned that his jc course he accomplished nothing, a shame that many of us bore, and will bear. despite that, he did point out that his jc curriculum did see him mature through his 2 years. he realised what ought to be prioritised. thats right. thats the truth behind the jc course. academic excellence. that is supposedly the TOP PRIORITY. everything else falls second to that. i've achieved nothing as well so far. i have no aim, perhaps later, perhaps never. i dont think, perhaps not enough. i am basically a bum. i do nothing but rot. in this aspect i am insensible.
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2:14 AM
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
take this test. its farking nice. haha. http://alllooksame.com/
i got 11/18. but its considered -pretty good. you have talent.- average score is a mere failing grade of 7. go try it. suit yourself.
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1:50 PM
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
interesting facts...
Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.
In Riverside, California, there is an old law on the city's books which makes it illegal to kiss unless both people wipe their lips with rose water.
In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee.
The Giant cricket of Africa enjoys eating human hair.
Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat.
Sharks and rays are the only animals known to man that don't get cancer.
The record for the world’s worst drivers is a toss-up between two candidates: First, a 75-year-old man who received 10 traffic tickets, drove on the wrong side of the road four times, committed four hit-and-run offenses, an caused six accidents, all within 20 minutes on October 15, 1966. Second, a 62-year-old woman who failed her driving test 40 times before passing it in August, 1970 (by that time, she had spent over $700 in lessons, and could no longer afford to buy a car).
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
the usual suspects were here at
3:20 PM
yes. the first step to attaining
higher wisdom is to leave when you sense you are never gonna go any further . the first step to
utter condemnation is to choose to stay put and choose the factor of constant. i stayed.
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12:20 PM
yesterday was a rather wasted day. thanks to the yen family, like the near dozen of us enjoyed a sumptous meal at crystal jade palace. after that everything went right downhill. it was shit boring. climax of the day peaked when david called to announce something that really shocked the living cold shit outta me. i shall spare the details. but i took quite awhile to process the listed information. alright. so the rest of the day i went out with
dear berbie (-__-) and the remnant hordes of metro's along with
mark ooi (ex-acjc boy who decided to opt for greener pastures elsewhere... smart. going overseas away from acjc is the first step to attaining supreme wisdom.). the whole day we were finding new, obscure positions to stand. yes. stand around. cant even be considered slacking. oh yesh. that and also
eagle-eyeing... hurhur... eagle-eyeing. only members within closed circles would really understand in depth the real meaning of that. dumb and gay day. but funny. heh. kae chow.
Listening to...
Radiohead - Pyramid Song
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1:01 AM
Sunday, December 14, 2003
thx to xue. now my old boring blogskin is gone.
the usual suspects were here at
11:05 PM
try the best you can... you can try the best you can... the best you can is good enough...
Listening to...
Radiohead - Optimistic
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1:09 PM
Saturday, December 13, 2003
never judge a person by how he seems to you. i learnt that from experience. time will slowly reveal litany of facts that might have proven how naive your impression once was. understand. think. rethink.
Listening to...
Lost Prophets - Burn Burn
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12:50 PM
wow. tuition centre just called. no tuition for today. i can sleep all day. how rare is that.
this entry is absolutely meaningless. i wrote this for the sake of typing. maybe i wrote this whole entry for the sake of the following word. kiDDaZ!
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12:47 PM
Friday, December 12, 2003
i am jack's scorching heart.
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11:57 PM
ignorance is the biggest problem isnt it? we are no purer than anyone else, no smarter. equally we are not little rag dolls you play with but say nothing and go back in the box when your finished with us. -radiohead
its times like these you learn to live again... its times like these you give and give and give... its times like these you learn to love again...
Listening to...
Foo Fighters - Times Like These
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4:07 PM
thanks to joel. now im in the mood to start gymming again. oh wow. im sure im seeing alot of effects man. never mind. ill just do it to keep fit. hah. sex and kiddaZ.
Listening to...
Caesar's Palace - Jerk It Out
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1:57 PM
now even kaiting has a blog as well. people please give a shot at his newly-upped webby.
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1:54 PM
You're the smirk,a frown-smile hybrid that's a
little bit cocky and usually associated with
evil or arrogant,but attractive people.You
probably just don't give a damn,but it's
everyone else's fault if you don't because
you're too awesome to have any real faults.
What Kind of Smile are You? brought to you by Quizilla
You're Most Like The Season Autumn ...
You're warm, and the most approachable. You have
that gentle prescence about you. People can
relate to you, and find you easy company.
However it's likely you've been hurt in the
past and it has left you scarred so things can
become rather chilly with you at times. Being
the third Season in, you're mature, trustworthy
and loyal to your friends but prone to
depression and negative thinking.
Well done... You're the shy and sensitive season :)
?? Which Season Are You ?? brought to you by Quizilla
thats it. im gentle. wtf. kena well done somemore.
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1:32 AM
Thursday, December 11, 2003
Radiohead - 2+2=5
Are you such a dreamer
To put the world to rights
I'll stay home forever
Where two and two always makes a five
I'll lay down the tracks
Sandbag and hide
January has April showers
And two and two always makes a five
It's the devil's way now
There is no way out
You can scream and you can shout
It is too late now
Because you're not there
Payin' attention
Payin' attention
Payin' attention
Payin' attention
yeah I feel it, I needed attention
Payin' attention
Payin' attention
Payin' attention
Yeah I need it, I needed attention
I needed attention
I needed attention
I needed attention
Yeah I love it, the attention
Payin' attention
Payin' attention
Payin' attention
Soon oh
I try to sing along
But the music's all wrong
Cos I'm not
Cos I'm not
I'll swallow up flies?
Back and hide
But I'm not
Oh hail to the thief
Oh hail to the thief
But I'm not
But I'm not
But I'm not
But I'm not
Don't question my authority or put me in the box
Cos I'm not
Cos I'm not
Oh go up to the king, and the sky is falling in
But it's not
But it's not
Maybe not
Maybe not
fucking awesome song.
Listening to...
Radiohead - 2+2=5
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4:00 PM
see you at the bitter end.
the usual suspects were here at
2:33 PM
Wednesday, December 10, 2003
there is no Great War and no Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war. Our Great Depression is OUR LIVES.
the usual suspects were here at
11:42 PM
let those ignorant souls be left in limbo and their sins not be charged against them...
oh yes. what a wonderful and magnanimous world this is. to simply put it this way. you plead ignorant of the crime, you get let off. in other words, you get by scot-free. on how many occasions does one really appear to be in confusion, unaware of their wrongdoings. most often the warnings were given, but was left unheeded. the message not processed doesnt equate to absolute ignorance anymore. therefore the only damned time you can plead ignorance is when you possess an infant-like state of mind. unless you're a bloody retard or you're simply just a new-born, you are never entitled to ignorancy. moral of the story? just simply try to plead ignorant in every single fixed circumstances and get away SCOT-FREE.
Listening to...
Radiohead - 2+2=5
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9:47 PM
Your element is Air. You are an artistic person
with a unique sense of style. You are
intelligent; although prone to wonder in
thought which, prevents you from paying full
attention to most things, constantly active and
most likely like to sing. Constantly moving the
air is a force of nature. One moment you can be
a breeze the next a tornado.
What's your element brought to you by Quizilla
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3:06 PM
Tuesday, December 09, 2003
face it. what you know nothing of, you fear. it's a tragic to see the immense look of horror in the eyes of the ailing. they struggle, for they know not where they will end up after death. it's sad. but it's true. no one can escape death. wealth and power does not measure your lifespan. divine intervention has everything to do with every significant event from birth that eventually leads us back to ashes. making your life worthwhile is what truly counts. what you achieve and how much you accumulate are meaningless in the face of the enigma. it brings forth for us to ponder the meaning of existence. do we exist as a community, thinking like one. this being compared to that of an ant hive community. every entity serving their respective role in society, be it slaves or masters, followers or leaders. upon completion of purpose, they cease to exist. having come to this point... so what IS truly worthwhile?
i realised that im really bored. or else im just stuck here blogging and playing stupid miserable online games and listening to excessive nagging from my elders. this is NOT healthy at all. i might be going berserk for all i know.
well... heres a good start... im listening to a rather happy song. bah~
Listening to...
The Strokes - 12:51
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1:38 PM
Monday, December 08, 2003
havent you witnessed the falling grace of the flowerbed. categorised breeds withering, dying in a segmentedly accorded fashion. this was as if they arranged the rhythmised timing for their predestined deaths. many debated that the mass blooming would be most awesome. and that definitely happens for a brief moment. i would argue for their withering. the bio-organisms breathing their last. and eventually losing their foothold, or rather, roothold on the face of the earth. death of them would symbolise new life, space for many more others to come. death isnt supposed to drag on. death is supposed to be
death. it is subtle, yet swift. it is the completion of the cycle of life. it routes the purpose of birth. it is all synchronised.
havent you seen? havent you heard?
the usual suspects were here at
4:00 PM
Sunday, December 07, 2003
okay. im still having the damned flu. its really getting on my damned nerves.
the usual suspects were here at
7:00 PM
Saturday, December 06, 2003
woke up at 945am. crept back to dreamland and the next time i hit reality its 11am. dint know i was that shit tired. supposed to be in school to meet friends to hit the gym at 11am. and oh wow am i dead early. DEAD. anyway i sped up my washing up and breakfast, only to find myself fucking missing the damned busstop. rather annoying. finally reached school, found myself STILL in my lethargic state. did abit of this and that and bugged off. my fucking flu had been irritating me for like the last five good days. hopefully i've recovered in full by now. these few days i saw not the usual energetic state of myself. and im irritated with that as well. oh well, after that i played LAN with some other peeps. playing gunbound at a LAN shops with friends will never be regretted. way after that i rushed straight for tuition. yes, LATE. reached home and snapped at my mom. looks like flu-stricken me seems to be rather ill-tempered. feeling rather guilty now. argh. heck.
Listening to...
The Stills - Lola Stars and Stripes
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10:47 PM
Thursday, December 04, 2003
randy hated his life. randy hated his parents. randy had no friends. randy took out his shotgun. randy shot the brains outta himself. randy felt nothing.
the usual suspects were here at
3:14 PM
Wednesday, December 03, 2003
i was constantly exposed to loud music related noises. blasting my ears with whatever rock i have. i was sure i could endure audio magnitude. i was wrong.
yesterday marked the day when my audible endurance limit was stretched. that eerie shrill was second to none. thank you to
you know who for making me understand how gullible i was.
finally. kash and sanjeev's blogs are up. certainly that brings cause for joy. kudos to that. kiDDaZ! -___-
Listening to...
Limp Bizkit - I CANCELLED MY CONCERT BECAUSE MY MOM CALLED ME TO FEED THE DOGS.
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3:41 PM
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